Something Cool.

I've always wanted to be cool enough to work at Anthropologie and when the gal who was helping me there today referred to herself as a VISUAL MANAGER ... it made me want to work there even more. I need to come up with a cool name for my current job. Any suggestions??
My current job includes such perks as receiving flowers ....
Listening to an older brother call his sister "beautiful" and "gorgeous" ...
Entertaining some of our favorite friends from Colorado ...
Supervising golf instruction in our basement ... (perhaps another post should be written about the day a golf net made me cry?? No worries ... I've since accepted it's ugliness and moved on! Well ... sort of).
Supplying ample encouragement to the golf trainees ...
And providing such nighttime activities as glow sticks ... in 100+ degree weather ... wearing nothing but shirts and undies ... in the front yard ... for all to see. Um. I was fully clothed. It was the offspring sporting the undies look.

So ... what should I start calling myself? And if I could get some clothes to go along with my new title that were even half as cool as what I tried on today ... that would really help.