When I married him, Ben loved golf! I could live with that ... I went to the golf course, watched him play. Watched endless golf tournaments on television! Golf ... a sport for all people! But over the past two years ... Ben has expanded his sports watching to include the finer things in life ...
NASCAR! And just so he can be "one" with his beer drinking, car racing people ... here he is ... on the front porch, with the door open, sitting on a rocking chair, drinking a Corona ... WATCHING
NASCAR!!!
I've consulted some professionals and they said there is still hope for him ... but I should get really concerned when he changes his shirt to a tank top ... or just decides to not wear one at all!
When I married him, Ben loved golf! I could live with that ... I went to the golf course, watched him play. Watched endless golf tournaments on television! Golf ... a sport for all people! But over the past two years ... Ben has expanded his sports watching to include the finer things in life ... NASCAR! And just so he can be "one" with his beer drinking, car racing people ... here he is ... on the front porch, with the door open, sitting on a rocking chair, drinking a Corona ... WATCHING NASCAR!!!
I've consulted some professionals and they said there is still hope for him ... but I should get really concerned when he changes his shirt to a tank top ... or just decides to not wear one at all!
Time to grown out the mullet!
ReplyDeleteI have lots of questions...
ReplyDeleteHas he started clapping and yelling really loud at the TV yet? That behavior may be reserve for football season only.
ReplyDeleteHey you Pittsburgh boy....why are you not watching the Penguins?????
ReplyDeleteBenji you did a great job putting your rocker together!!! Now you just need to buy Carrie a matching rocker and you both can sit in the doorway watching the cars go round and round...YIPPEE!!!! So much for chasing the little white ball!!!
You all need to move to our neighborhood where there were memorial wreaths yards and driveways when D.E. died. Thad & Hank are also fans. Of course the M&M car is Hank's fave and I want to say that Thad likes Daryl Bush (just his driving not his personality) right now.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he sitting outside?
ReplyDeleteI'm scared!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't really get the porch thing either. Can he see the TV from there?? It's looks so tiny!
ReplyDeleteRachel